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The Spice-Free Steak Summit

This grill setup looks like a meat lover’s fantasy and a cardiologist’s nightmare. With enough steaks to feed a high school football team, the real mystery is whether salt and pepper even got an invite. You can tell someone called this a “low and slow” cookout while aggressively dodging the spice rack. Meanwhile, the lonely tray of tomatoes up top looks like it’s being punished for being a vegetable.

You’ve got layers of meat stacked higher than a three-tier wedding cake, but nothing about it says “flavor explosion.” The commitment to blandness is almost admirable—like they wanted the fire to do all the seasoning work.

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