The Strangest Things Ever Are Waiting For You At The Airport
Time’s Up, Romeo

Somewhere between romance and regulation, this sign decided to draw the line, right at three minutes. Apparently, long goodbyes were slowing down traffic, so management turned affection into a timed event. You can almost picture a staff member with a stopwatch, ready to break up a heartfelt farewell once the stopwatch hits three.
This spot was made for quick hugs, pecks, and maybe a dramatic wave if you’re feeling cinematic. Anything beyond that, and apparently, it’s time to move along, because airport efficiency waits for no one. It’s the perfect balance between tenderness and timetables, proving that even in matters of the heart, punctuality reigns supreme.
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